Top Ten Things People Won't Say When They See the Christian Bumper Sticker or the More Subtle Fish Symbol On Your Car: 10. "Look! Let's stop that car and ask those folks how we can become Christians." 9. "Don't worry, Billy, those people are Christians -- they must have a good reason for driving 90 miles an hour. 8. "What a joy to be sharing the highway with another car of Spirit-filled brothers and sisters." 7. "Isn't it wonderful how God blessed that Christian couple with a brand-new BMW?" 6. "Dad, how come people who drive like that don't get thrown in jail?" 5. "Dad, can we get a bumper sticker like that, too?" 4. "Oh, look! That Christian woman is getting a chance to share Jesus with a police officer." 3. "No, that's not garbage coming out of their windows, Bert -- it's probably gospel tracts for the road workers." 2. "Oh, boy, we're in trouble now! We just rear-ended one of God's cars." 1. "Quick, Alice, honk the horn or they won't know that we love Jesus!" Contributed by Greg Williamson at http://home.flash.net/~go4crown/bumper.htm From Fodder and Joke A Day Ministries. To subscribe drop a note to Sermon_Fodder-subscribe@yahoogroups.com or to ajokeaday7-subscribe@t.... Please leave this attached if you forward this to friends.